Score: 10

"More Grimm than Grimm"

submission: Gretel and Hansel

date: October 28, 2009

I loved reading Grimm's Kinder- und Hausmärchen (in the original German, no less). Great adaptation.

Yes!
+Crude and dark humor liven up this tale (Deaths as acheivements? Is funny!)
+The "point 'n click" adventure is a (nearly) lost art; a refreshing find.

NO!
-Releasing the tale in parts? Makes this too short for an adventure (and the 10 MB limit is no excuse...but no marks off either way)

Judgment: Let's see the next two parts!

Score: 9

"There's nothing like splatting zombies!"

submission: More Zombies

date: August 11, 2009

Great!
+Nice assortment of arms (including the *CENSORED* weapon, LOLOLOL)
+Basing weapon unlocks on killcount=yes!
+Simple and bloody. Just the way I love it.

What utter crap!
-Should have individual effects options
-Explosion and freeze scar effects need switches
-Slowdown is a significant issue (-1)

Judgment:
If remade/sequeled, more weapons per category, please! Let the blood flow!

Score: 9

"Whee!"

submission: Friendly Fire: BaG

date: June 25, 2009

Blowing chunks off of cute critters has never been so much fun!

What I liked:
+Great enemy deformation effects
+Funny sounds
+Simple controls

What ain't so good:
-Monocle man's humming should have its own on/off button (-1 for that)
-On hard, those critters HURT! (but that's okay! They still die easy.)

Opinion:
This one MUST get featured on Weebl's Stuff. I think it fits the site's style.

Score: 10

"DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!"

submission: Bunny Invasion 2

date: February 27, 2009

As Richard "the Dick" Coughlan once said: "I nearly shit my spine out!"

"Spot-on!"
+More guns is always great!
+Unlockables are funny (Esp. the "sex offender" outfit; makes the cutscenes hilarious)
+Yay! Blood! And a "blood spilt" stat!

"What utter bollocks!"

-Queen's too easy (at least with the minigun or GL; meh. makes up for the expense of such arms I guess)
-Difficulty curve may turn away some (But why do they complain? Play harder!!)

Verdict: Death to the mutant bunnies!

Bugs: Nope. None I've seen. Completed the game twice, nothing.

Score: 7

"Interesting concept..."

submission: Crop Circles

date: February 18, 2009

"Spot on!"
+make-your-own-path adds strategy
+price increase each wave adds some difficulty

"What utter crap!"
-both above poorly implemented (fewer nodes on higher levels, increases should get tacked on upgrades, not base units; -2 pts.)
-Even extreme is too easy! (-1 pt.)
-Limited selection of units
-Limited diversity of unit effects

Judgment: Rework it! Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!

Score: 9

"The Frag Economy!"

submission: Nade Reborn

date: February 7, 2009

First off, LOLOLOL!!!

"Spot on!"
+Great for anger management
+Calming down has its rewards...

"What utter crap!"
-Definitely not for everyone (no marks off here)
-Timed nades suck! (-1 point)

Ruling: BOOM!! x_x X-x X_X x-X

Score: 9

"Tetris vs. Jenga action!"

submission: Brick Yard

date: January 6, 2009

Spot-on!
-Physics rules!
-The angry gods button!

What utter crap!
-the intrusive ads (One point's the most I'll take off for that...unless it really screws up the game)
-Repetitive music (but at least there's an off switch! And No marks off as that's not the focus)

Wishlist for next game:
+Larger assortment of bricks
+Optimize for less power/RAM used

Verdict: Bloody brilliant, mate! Looking forward to this and the next Drop Dead!!

Score: 10

"Oh, yes."

submission: Tribute to Kent Hovind

date: December 16, 2008

I am speechless.

YECs=YUCK.

Score: 10

"GENIUS!!"

submission: Black Knight-Insurrection

date: December 16, 2008

What's good:
-Simple, clean, and addicting gameplay.
-No bugs to speak of.

What's bad:
-Nothing, really.

What's missing (personally speaking)
-A level editor (ASAP!!)
-A sequel (I'll give you two months there.)
-Enemy knights, perhaps?

Verdict: Just plain perfect, enough said.

Score: 10

"Hooray for the Red, White, (Black) and Blue...!"

submission: Oiligarchy

date: November 11, 2008

Bad things:
-slight lack of realism (You have frakkin' HUMAN burners!! How in Hell does humanity manage a birth rate that far outstrips the rate the Oiligarchs can mulch their fellow man? Also)
-possible lack of endings (How about a "High on the Hog"-type ending?)
-two sizes of offshore platforms might balance things out.
-Maybe add a secret (forbidden) Environmentalist mode

Good stuff:
-Being an oil baron was never so much fun!

Verdict: 10/10 and 5/5! Sequel, anyone?

PS: I think I reached ca. $25m and 2198 before the "M.A.D. World"